Published: Fri, Dec 12 - 2014
    Once again I am back with another stupid Christmas carol this time the Grinch song. Now I should mention I've never seen/read the Grinch movie/film/video/book I don't even know what the title of it is, or what it is, though I'm guessing Dr. Seuss wrote it. This song doesn't really have too many problems with it, but what does it have to deal with Christmas? You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
You're a...
Published: Wed, Dec 10 - 2014
Wow! Mommy's kissing Santa Claus!
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom, fast asleep

Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night

He saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
I did! I really did see Mommy kissing Santa Claus
And I'm gonna tell my Dad
...
Published: Wed, Feb 12 - 2014
     Reread that post title, let it sink in for a moment. Yes you read it right, in this enlightened year of 2014 we're still turning non-sexual objects into sexual ones, kinda sad isn't it. So how are we doing that, take a look.
   
     Anything strike you odd about this garden sculpture? Reptiles, wearing bikinis. Notice the problem? Think about it, reptiles, they lay eggs, and they don't feed their young milk, and to top it off, they don't even have breasts. Yet some "genius" decided to put this...
Published: Fri, Oct 11 - 2013
     So another song has started playing at my workplace all to often, and this time it really has some serious problems, one of which is I can't even tell what it is suppose to mean, but here are the lyrics, my discussion underneath, as usual.
"Call Me Maybe"
I threw a wish in the well,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way
I'd trade my soul for a wish,
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way
Your stare was...
Published: Mon, Sep 16 - 2013
     So once again its Halloween time for those of us in retail. This year new on the plate is skeleton gnomes. I must say, I've never understood what the deal was with gnomes, every spring/summer we get a collection of them and they always sell. Some smart person probably decided to tap the gnome market for Halloween, and I must admit we've already sold out of a couple, so the demand is certainly there. I only have one problem with these gnome skeletons, and that may be surprising, that I only have one problem with them and not many, but look at this picture of this...
Published: Fri, Sep 13 - 2013
     For the last few months I've been attending a Baptist congregations services, due to no choice of my own, I should add. In that time I've been blown away with all the illogical and downright stupid things I've heard. This blog post is dedicated to all the stupid, illogical, things I've heard said.

     Lets start with one of the most annoying things, getting SCREAMED at. You probably didn't care for my shouting of the word screamed, well imagine, if you dare, a guy getting up on the ”stage” and spending an hour screaming at you. Its no...
Published: Fri, Aug 30 - 2013
     You just have to love music these days, there is so much stupidity in it, it leaves me wondering what people were thinking when they wrote songs, and if they didn't think of the effects of confessing to doing crimes in their music, not going to go very well in court when you have a song telling the world what you did....
  Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's...
Published: Thu, Jun 20 - 2013
     I work in retail, and I don't control the music that plays at my store, so I get to hear all sorts of music, most of which I don't care for, but some I really just don't get, like this song: Need You Now, by Lady Antebellum.
  Picture perfect memories
Scattered all around the floor.
Reaching for the phone cause,
I can't fight it anymore.

And I wonder if I ever cross your mind.
For me it happens all the time.

It's a quarter after one.
I'm all alone and I need you now.
Said I wouldn't call, but I lost...
Published: Wed, Apr 17 - 2013
     I don't usually take to my blog to "attack" "Christians" but I'm going to make an exception or two here. In this first blog post I'll be asking why "church" leaders have such problems with loud music, or any sort of CCM. Now not all leaders do, I had a pastor at a local church who didn't have any trouble with CCM and allowed us to play it before and after the service. Lets look at the Baptists, currently I'm going to a Baptist church, not at all to my liking, they have such weird ideas. For example they'll quote Ephesians 5:19 (Speaking to yourselves in psalms and...
Published: Sun, Apr 7 - 2013
     Second blog post "attacking" pastors.
     I know many people probably don't think this is a big deal, many people probably don't even notice, but please stop generalizing everything so much. So today in the morning service the pastor/preacher, don't know which he likes to be called, kept saying all of you do this, all of you do that, you all struggle with this, don't even think you don't, 'cause you do. He basically said all people in the world have the problem of X. I sat there listening, thinking, you know, not everybody has that problem,...

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